February 2nd, 2021

 You have had a concussion for over a week.

January 11th, 2021

You scored 100 on your Algebra 2 test!!! So proud!!

Ongoing

The following is a continuous list of all the words you've said or pronounced wrong:

  • Veiled - you said "vile-eed"
  • Cajun - you said "ca-hoon".  When asked why, you blamed it on your Spanish class.
  • Bow - you kept pronouncing it like bow and arrow, not take a bow
  • Unadequate - you had a hard time believing that's not a word (11/30/2020)
  • Bike boys - in reference to paper boys
  • Scientifical - "It's a 'scientifical' fact".
  • Psychology - You read it as "physocolgy


November 3rd, 2020

"You can't be oppressed and fat at the same time."


"I like how he feels the need while he's urinating to correct me." (referring to Daddy while watching election results)


You stormed out of the house during a fight over election results. Daddy believed you were serious. That was fun.

November 1, 2020

You went as Zio for Halloween. It was epic.

September 24th, 2019

Your library teacher played you the BNL song, "If I Had a Million Dollars".  You came home and sang, "If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your silence".

March 31st, 2018

First - an apology - I seriously haven't updated this in 3 years? Sorry, Goose.

Some updates:

- you are an A student
- basketball is your absolute passion
- you played on 3 teams this year
- your ankle is injured and you need PT, so your season is over
- you're handing the above really, really well: no drama
- you're incredibly handsome, and you have girls texting you telling you so
- you draw a comic for the school newspaper
- you love your religion

You are amazing. You're becoming a teen, and you have the tone of voice to prove it. You get down on yourself when you get in trouble, which you're in right now. You love your family, and when you want to you are THE BEST big brother. I love you more than I can say.