October 18, 2010

You told me you didn't want to get married in a church because it's too loud.

March 22, 2010

You told me when I picked you up from school that you were playing with Grace from Pre-K, and then when you took her toy, she called you an "apple".

March 18, 2010

I took you to see 101 Dalmations at PPAC and you were SUCH a good boy! When I asked you why you thought the humans in the play were so tall (they were wearing stilts) you said, "Because they're grown-ups, Mommy." Duh!

Because you were so good at the play, Chuck E. Cheese left a token for you on your desk.

March 1, 2010

You went in cool-down at school for the 4th day in a row. :(

November 24, 2009

I asked you to spell Peter "the wrong way." You said, "OK, but let me spell it the right way first. P-e-t-e-r. So that would be r-e-t-e-p." YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!

November 23, 2009

While in the bathroom at Applebee's in one of the two stalls you said, "Mommy, do you know what I do with my hands while I'm in bed?" The woman in the other stall started giggling. You then explained, "I put them in my pants and then in my bum." The woman in the other stall broke into a full out laughter.

November 18, 2009

You asked if I wanted to know how to "do 'stop' the wrong way." I said sure, and you said, "P-o-t-s." Brilliant!