November 24, 2009

I asked you to spell Peter "the wrong way." You said, "OK, but let me spell it the right way first. P-e-t-e-r. So that would be r-e-t-e-p." YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!

November 23, 2009

While in the bathroom at Applebee's in one of the two stalls you said, "Mommy, do you know what I do with my hands while I'm in bed?" The woman in the other stall started giggling. You then explained, "I put them in my pants and then in my bum." The woman in the other stall broke into a full out laughter.

November 18, 2009

You asked if I wanted to know how to "do 'stop' the wrong way." I said sure, and you said, "P-o-t-s." Brilliant!

November 10, 2009

You found out that you're going to be a big brother! You proceeded to pounce around the living room saying that you were going to be a "Leopard Big Brother." Thank you, Kung Fu Panda.

20 minutes later you were crying in the bathroom, asking who your new Mommy was going to be when the baby was born. Mommy herself then started crying.